Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Transformers3, Toys, Eye Candy & NASCAR





I am at an out-of -town conference and like any "wild and crazy guy", I went to the movies! AND it was a no-brainer. No really, this movies takes NO brains. The first 2/3 of the show was fun with comedy, eye candy and special effects. This series still has the dumb parents, good looking people, and things that happen that make no sense. BUT if you can accept cars that become fighting robots, a simple thing like humans that are not cut by flying glass or a fall from a twenty story building without a scratch is not such a stretch.

Of course the big change is Megan Fox is gone and replaced a Victoria's Secret model and for the gals they have Patrick Dempsey. Other actors include Josh Duhamel, John Tuturro, John Malkovich, Frances McDormand and the Chinese guy from the "Hangover".

OH YES! They have new Transformers (Just in time for WalMart). Three New Nascar Autobots: The 48, Jimmy Johnson; the 42, Montoya, and TA DA: the 88 of Dale Jr.

This movie like the current X Men movie does a rewrite of much History. The Apollo Moon Landing and the Russian Melt Down were because of aliens. To prove it they had one of the actual astronauts to play himself! YIKES!

I like everything but the Grand Finally where they destroy Chicago for 20+ minutes.

I give it **1/2 stars. *** stars with no sound.

2011 Movie #33

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